Archive for January, 2014

I would have made one myself, but Marco Huggins did it perfectly, and no one else could have done it any better. Every word in his entry, I nodded on in agreement. The entire time I was reading it, I was shouting “this is so true!” in my mind. Was it coincidence, or is it just that guys from different parts of the world have experienced this or at least close to what he wrote? And I am going to be right to say that this deserves a space in my “Date a Girl Who…” Category. 🙂

** This is in response to the recently becoming viral “Don’t Date A Girl Who Travels”. Apparently, there have been a lot of revised entries of the kind, found in this link.

Here’s an excerpt to the entry. The entire article is found on this link: Don’t date a girl who travels (the men’s version) 

… “Don’t date a girl who travels. She spends her days and nights complaining about how much she hates her job and her life. She’ll ponder relocating to a new, exotic location- like San Diego, but make no real attempts to improve herself or even relocate. This lack of commitment will mean she’ll never have a steady job. Which means she won’t have any money. Which means, well, you know the rest.

Don’t date a girl who travels. Her voyages far and wide have resulted in manys a night slept in the company of a stranger. In conversations frequent she will bring up these past lovers. When she begins these anecdotal conversations, do yourself a favor and cut her off. Then ask her if she wouldn’t mind standing up, taking two steps back, and then walking forward and kicking upwards into your balls with as much force as possible.”

MY LIFE ACCORDING TO GOLDFINGER

Posted: January 25, 2014 in Confessions, Random

I promised myself I would do this in my blog. Here it goes. It’s a ‘post game’ from Facebook. Here are the rules:

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, answer these questions. Tag FRIENDS you think may be interested in doing this. You cannot use the artist the previous person used. Do not repeat a song title. Repost this as “my life according to (artist)“….

But what I planned to do is not only to put in the titles, but also to supply the media, music or video, and possibly the lyrics of each Goldfinger songs for each item. I am right now a little bit lazy to provide other descriptions or stories behind each of the songs… but I might add some any time soon.

 

1.Pick an artist:

GOLDFINGER

– Why Goldfinger, you may ask?

This is why. Check my other blog entry here:   GOLDFINGER

2. Are you a male or female?

SUPERMAN 

 3. Describe yourself:

SPOKESMAN

4. How do you feel:

WASTED

5. Describe where you currently live:

HERE IN YOUR BEDROOM 

6. If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

MILES AWAY

7. What is the best way to travel?

99 RED BALLOONS 

8. Your best friend:

IF ONLY   —  this one for me is a hit!

9. You and your best friends are:

ANYTHING 

10. What’s the weather like:

MY GIRLFRIEND’S SHOWER SUCKS

11. Favorite time of day:

 THE END OF THE DAY

12. If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

DAD – this is a legit tear jerker for me.

13. What is life to you:

FREE ME – yes, it is an advocacy song for PETA

14. Your fear:

JANUARY 

15. What is the best advice you have to give:

AM I DEAF?  – one of their latest singles, released in 2013. Awesome message is awesome, for someone like me who’s in denial of getting old. Darn it.

16. How I would like to die:

KING FOR A DAY

17. My motto:

OPEN YOUR EYES / SPOKESMAN / SUPERMAN – sorry if I had to repeat a couple songs. These two – Superman and Spokesman are my favorites. But here, enjoy the vid for Open Your Eyes: